“Fun” Facts about Matisse you didn’t know (and didn’t really want to know, but I have your attention now - weeeelcome🙏)
• It’s 2am & I am looking at different housing floor plans in countries I don’t live in & imagining where I would put furniture I don’t own. This is exciting for me. • I watch / read on average 5X crime plots a week. I always figure it out well in advance. I’m pretty much NYPD so don’t f*^# with me. • I genuinely have a 62 page document of how my business ideas 💡 fit together, could be branded, marketed, tailored to audiences, so on and so forth. I hath little/no intention of executing/sharing. But I do VERY much enjoy colour-coding. (FYI Indigo, Aqua, Violet & Lime are usually my top choices. Fresh.) • I very much DO NAWT enjoy annoying conversation. Currently I include in this category: waves, boats, engines, fish catch, the retelling of something boring/I have already heard, anything to do with gluten or lack thereof gluten etc. (Yawn til I die.)
• I can no longer remember anything over 3 numbers or letters, for longer than 5 seconds. Gone with the wind they are. Miraculously, this doesn’t get in the way of my detectiving (on account of my notepad.) • I have been pregnant forever • I had a dream that I actually DID have a middle name, after a lifetime of thinking I did not. I spent some precious hours looking for my birth certificate, all to discover, alas, as originally suspected, it was just a dream. And I am just Matisse. • If someone else had tried to engage me in the above “middle-name story” I would have definitely been bored to tears and stopped listening. • My favourite person to YouTube is Kevin Hart. Granted, we would look funny together. (Lots of space between where our heads tend to be in the world. About 50cm.) So I hath not perused a life as his best friend • Anywho! Back to the ol ‘where to put my grand piano, art desk & indoor pool’ planning. They sharnt organise themselves • And lastly. No. It’s gone.