Here is the story of beeing stung in the face

Like every good story this one has morals, tragedies, moments of comedy, tears, laughter, policemen, gang war victims, glow sticks, dogs, vomit, guidos, boobs and lots and lots of chicken kebabs. I was tired. I had been awake since 1am. I sauntered home from work at midday listening to Biggy Smalls. He kept telling me…

Lessons Learned The Long Way Round

Another Month, More Mistakes, And Much Much Madness πŸ™‚ 1) Cookies expand in the oven. You can’t just make letters, love hearts and peace signs. They literally turn into blobs. (Quite upsetting really) 2) Β Don’t get confused by intrigue. 9 times out of 10, people just want to get a closer look. Doesn’t mean they’ll…