“Hey Babe….So Brave Of You To Show Your Face Here”

  Getting older comes with a lot of crappy things. Medical cover. Mammograms. Matching linen with your teal trimmings. It also comes with some good stuff too. Clarity. The ability to stand up for yourself. And a genuine Zero Tolerance policy for bitchy dramatics.   Without these things (and home Nescafe machines) adulthood would be […]

I HAVE A DREAM. (And it comes true because I’m totally psychic)

When I was little I had a very strict morning routine. I would wake up in my wooden boat-bed filled with sunrise enthusiasm and quickly bound into my parents’ room. “Do you guys want to know what I dreamed last night?” Jumping straight in between the groggy pair, I would launch into the most interesting, […]