1- Just because you drink vodka in the same club… doesn’t mean they are your friends. 2- Don’t nail hooks into the walls of your rental. The Landlord sharnt be happy. 3- Sand is very difficult to get out of a handbag. 4-A Kookai dress is always a risk. 5- Don’t sing Dixie Chicks at Karaoke. Not […]
More1- When you learn a lesson don’t repeat it. It makes people think you are incredibly stupid. 2- Don’t worry so much about people think. 3- You hate wearing High Heels. You’ve known this for years. So don’t get convinced. You’ll end up walking home alone (very slowly). 4- A pie for breakfast is not […]
MoreI brought pictures. And my guitar. Clothes and anklets. A cork board. Five big black letters. D. R. E. A. and M. My friend gave them to me. When she first handed them to me and I pulled them all out of the pretty paper bag I thought ‘why has she bought me the word […]
MoreDear Bent out of Wack Priorities, I have been told to get you straight. So we are going to work as a team here and sort the lot of you out. There has been an in house shuffle. Please don’t blame yourselves, but some of you will have to go altogether. You know who you […]
MoreA friend of mine has been with her boyfriend for two years now. They have done everything together. They jumped out of the sky together, seen snow on Christmas Eve together, and with locked arms, sharing one oxygen tank they have plummeted beneath the ocean together. Okay so the latter really just proves they completed […]
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