lessons learned the long way round
Lessons Learned The Long Way Round 7
November has gone. And now December has come a hollering in all it’s fairy lit and festive glitz and glam!! So more things to note. More conversations had. More mistakes made. Here we go… 1- Don’t dance on the street while holding up a big sign saying “Honk if you’re partner needs to lose weight.” […]
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1) Cookies expand in the oven. You can’t just make letters, love hearts and peace signs. They literally turn into blobs. (Quite upsetting really) 2) Don’t get confused by intrigue. 9 times out of 10, people just want to get a closer look. Doesn’t mean they’ll like what they see……. (shooooooould have gone to specsavers […]
MoreLessons Learned The Long Way Around 5
1- Cities are cold. Even in the sun. 2- Freedom can be overrated. It really just means ‘single and unemployed’. 3- Weakness is very unattractive. 4- Fate doesn’t rule the world. Plans do. 5- Foxtel is too good. I forgot how good it is. But I’ll tell you right now. It’s freaking good. It REWINDS […]
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1- If you are patient… Life can exceed your expectations. 2- Do not overdo the pineapple. Trust me on the this. 3- Treat your friends with tenderness. It is the little blonde things you sun bake next to, who truly settle your soul. 4- Nothing beats an old school beat. 5- Except maybe… an old school beat… […]
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1. Never put your paddle board between you and the wave. It will not shield you. It will wack you in the head. 2. Live your life. Not someone elses. Not one from a movie. Not one from a book. Not the one that looks the best on facebook. 3. Sugar in your coffee isn’t […]
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1- Just because you drink vodka in the same club… doesn’t mean they are your friends. 2- Don’t nail hooks into the walls of your rental. The Landlord sharnt be happy. 3- Sand is very difficult to get out of a handbag. 4-A Kookai dress is always a risk. 5- Don’t sing Dixie Chicks at Karaoke. Not […]
MoreLessons Learned The Long Way Round 1
1- When you learn a lesson don’t repeat it. It makes people think you are incredibly stupid. 2- Don’t worry so much about people think. 3- You hate wearing High Heels. You’ve known this for years. So don’t get convinced. You’ll end up walking home alone (very slowly). 4- A pie for breakfast is not […]
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