Reasons I Believe I Am An Adult
I’ll have you know, my preoccupation with all things teenage Disney pop princess aside…. I am in fact a fully grown adult. And here’s the proof
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Be Nice To Your Waitress
Don’t be a bitch to the waitress in front of your date. This usually results in him leaving his digits on the back the receipt docket. For the .. well.. the waitress.
MoreTo Run Or Not To Run?
I also kinda maybe feel like… if more people took a vow of steady pace, of making up their mind, of walking to their own beat…. we could have saved Mufasa. Just saying.
MoreStill Live From The Arias (With Russell Brand)
So Russell just came in and threw grapes at us. Literally. Everyone’s yelling “Russell Russell look over here, look over here!” And he just pegs grapes. It was quite funny. A photographer made a joke and said “that was ‘grape’ photo Russ”. It was totally excellent. Right on the money. Russell laughed, I laughed, we […]
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Sometimes You Need To Ride A Bus Not A Pony
After all, I am a little bit this girl as well. Just as much as I belong up a creek with star fruit in my pockets.
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