1- Just because you drink vodka in the same club… doesn’t mean they are your friends.
2- Don’t nail hooks into the walls of your rental. The Landlord sharnt be happy.
3- Sand is very difficult to get out of a handbag.
4-A Kookai dress is always a risk.
5- Don’t sing Dixie Chicks at Karaoke. Not a crowd pleaser.
6- Painting yourself blue for Halloween might seem like a good idea at the time..
7- Don’t always listen to the girls. Text him if you want.
8- Summer is amazing.
9- Margaritas are amazing.
10- Hangovers are shithouse.